Sometimes, in the dark hours of night, I go forth into the vastness of the internet in search of others who have heard BOB's call to take up the holy spork. Here is a shining example of a man worthy of wielding the One True Utensil:
deathbyspork.com/
Now go forth, and seek out our brethren! Find the best spork related websites! Dig them out from obscurity, and let them shine! Gather a list of those great works that pay proper tribute and honor to BOB's gift to humanity, the spork!
30 November, 2011
28 November, 2011
Mars Rover Simulation Video
Mars Rover Article with Video
Scroll to the bottom of the article for the video. It shows the launch from Earth orbit to Mars, the atmospheric entry, parachute, and rocket crane landing. Then it shows what the rover can do.
If you aren't fascinated by this sort of thing, then you are visiting the wrong web page.
Scroll to the bottom of the article for the video. It shows the launch from Earth orbit to Mars, the atmospheric entry, parachute, and rocket crane landing. Then it shows what the rover can do.
If you aren't fascinated by this sort of thing, then you are visiting the wrong web page.
26 November, 2011
24 November, 2011
ZOMBIES!
http://runforyourlives.com/
This is a 5k race and obstacle course where participants are chased by ZOMBIES! This is an important training opportunity. BOB will need spork wielders to serve him after the zombie apocalypse, so you must learn how to survive.
This is a 5k race and obstacle course where participants are chased by ZOMBIES! This is an important training opportunity. BOB will need spork wielders to serve him after the zombie apocalypse, so you must learn how to survive.
20 November, 2011
19 November, 2011
18 November, 2011
Forgotten Wisdom
I had a thought today. One which I considered worthy of recording upon this testament to the glory of the spork. I nearly wrote it down at the time, but I did not. I thought I would remember. But alas, that thought escapes me, and thus you are deprived of that pearl of wisdom I had summoned up from the depths of my mind.
Don't worry, though. It was probably just some stupid crap. However, I am annoyed to have forgotten it nonetheless.
Don't worry, though. It was probably just some stupid crap. However, I am annoyed to have forgotten it nonetheless.
16 November, 2011
Bdarpn, the content-less word.
I've heard it said that more of what we mean when we speak is conveyed by tone than by the literal meaning of the words we say. People will say "okay" or "fine" to mean many different things, and we must consider tone and context provide differentiation of meaning.
So, why not have a word that has no meaning by itself at all? In this way, we can actively inform the listener not to mind the literal meaning of the word, for there is none.
Well, now there is such a word, and it is bdarpn. It is pronounced, "bid darr pen".
So, why not have a word that has no meaning by itself at all? In this way, we can actively inform the listener not to mind the literal meaning of the word, for there is none.
Well, now there is such a word, and it is bdarpn. It is pronounced, "bid darr pen".
15 November, 2011
You Shouldn't Hate People for Silly Reasons
BOB generally likes people who are different from him, as long as they don't eat with spoons.
14 November, 2011
Touched Your Face, It's Over!
"Touched your face, it's over", is the title, catchphrase, and only rule of the game, "touched your face, it's over."
It's the ONLY rule. You can make treaties and gentleman's agreements with other players, but these are not extra rules. They're just something you do on the side, completely unofficial.
It's the ONLY rule. You can make treaties and gentleman's agreements with other players, but these are not extra rules. They're just something you do on the side, completely unofficial.
28 August, 2011
Seahorses
I have a friend who speaks English as a third or fourth language. He speaks very well, but on rare occasions he makes mistakes which can be hilarious, like in this story:
I was sitting at home, doing something on the computer. It was a hot day and I hadn't opened the window. He came in, clapped me on the back, and said, "It smells like seahorses in here!" I had no idea what he meant. He was as confused as I was that I didn't get it. We tried to figure out what me meant, then gave up.
Hours later, at dinner or something, he suddenly looked up from his phone and declared "OH! I meant hippopotamus!" He had recently been to the zoo and was trying to tell me I smelled bad.
So now, the gym is the seahorse workshop. Concert halls with smelly fans are seahorse castles. Smelly locations in general can be termed seahorse palaces.
I was sitting at home, doing something on the computer. It was a hot day and I hadn't opened the window. He came in, clapped me on the back, and said, "It smells like seahorses in here!" I had no idea what he meant. He was as confused as I was that I didn't get it. We tried to figure out what me meant, then gave up.
Hours later, at dinner or something, he suddenly looked up from his phone and declared "OH! I meant hippopotamus!" He had recently been to the zoo and was trying to tell me I smelled bad.
So now, the gym is the seahorse workshop. Concert halls with smelly fans are seahorse castles. Smelly locations in general can be termed seahorse palaces.
26 August, 2011
17 August, 2011
Man With Fork Bracelet
I saw a guy with a fork bent into a bracelet. It was pretty awesome. I did, however, inform him that it would've been cooler if it were a spork. He had no choice but to agree.
Is the heresy of the fork better or worse than oblivious disregard for the power of utensils?
Is the heresy of the fork better or worse than oblivious disregard for the power of utensils?
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