Spork Poetry!

Look what I found!
The Quest for the Holy Spork

The Ballad of the Battle of the Sporks

The Quest

Sometimes, in the dark hours of night, I go forth into the vastness of the internet in search of others who have heard BOB's call to take up the holy spork. Here is a shining example of a man worthy of wielding the One True Utensil:

deathbyspork.com/

Now go forth, and seek out our brethren! Find the best spork related websites! Dig them out from obscurity, and let them shine! Gather a list of those great works that pay proper tribute and honor to BOB's gift to humanity, the spork!

Spork.org

spork.org

I'm very pleased to see an ancient website like this still up. The last update was apparently in 1996. Glorious!

Spork Poetry

The Spork, true beauty,
the tines, the bowl, the long stem
life now is complete

Source: http://www.sonic.net/~ian/Spork/spork.poems.html