"Touched your face, it's over", is the title, catchphrase, and only rule of the game, "touched your face, it's over."
It's the ONLY rule. You can make treaties and gentleman's agreements with other players, but these are not extra rules. They're just something you do on the side, completely unofficial.
14 November, 2011
28 August, 2011
Seahorses
I have a friend who speaks English as a third or fourth language. He speaks very well, but on rare occasions he makes mistakes which can be hilarious, like in this story:
I was sitting at home, doing something on the computer. It was a hot day and I hadn't opened the window. He came in, clapped me on the back, and said, "It smells like seahorses in here!" I had no idea what he meant. He was as confused as I was that I didn't get it. We tried to figure out what me meant, then gave up.
Hours later, at dinner or something, he suddenly looked up from his phone and declared "OH! I meant hippopotamus!" He had recently been to the zoo and was trying to tell me I smelled bad.
So now, the gym is the seahorse workshop. Concert halls with smelly fans are seahorse castles. Smelly locations in general can be termed seahorse palaces.
I was sitting at home, doing something on the computer. It was a hot day and I hadn't opened the window. He came in, clapped me on the back, and said, "It smells like seahorses in here!" I had no idea what he meant. He was as confused as I was that I didn't get it. We tried to figure out what me meant, then gave up.
Hours later, at dinner or something, he suddenly looked up from his phone and declared "OH! I meant hippopotamus!" He had recently been to the zoo and was trying to tell me I smelled bad.
So now, the gym is the seahorse workshop. Concert halls with smelly fans are seahorse castles. Smelly locations in general can be termed seahorse palaces.
26 August, 2011
17 August, 2011
Man With Fork Bracelet
I saw a guy with a fork bent into a bracelet. It was pretty awesome. I did, however, inform him that it would've been cooler if it were a spork. He had no choice but to agree.
Is the heresy of the fork better or worse than oblivious disregard for the power of utensils?
Is the heresy of the fork better or worse than oblivious disregard for the power of utensils?
10 August, 2011
Spork Poetry
The Spork, true beauty,
the tines, the bowl, the long stem
life now is complete
Source: http://www.sonic.net/~ian/Spork/spork.poems.html
the tines, the bowl, the long stem
life now is complete
Source: http://www.sonic.net/~ian/Spork/spork.poems.html
07 August, 2011
Product Review: Wii
I've had a Nintendo Wii for just over a week now, and I like it. It works well, it's fun, and it has cool features.
08 July, 2011
The Book of Bob, Chapter 4
The Great Bobland
People unholy to Bob are not able to grasp the power of Bobland. Millions upon millions of Bobs lived in a place that totally Bob and is wonderfully Bob.
In the center of Bobland there is an enormous mall where every store is entitled Bob. For instance, the Nudy Bob, The Bob, Bob's Auto Repairs, Bob's Store. This is a place where normal Bobs roam free.
Around the mall lies the downtown district, known simply as Bob. In the center of downtown, there is the world's largest spork manufacturing company, located conveniently next to the company is the helicopter-ejection seat test area, which is so large anyone who went in there never came out. The rebuilt llama farms (see chapter VI) and dead cow farms are not far away.
The first All-Powerful, All-Knowing Bob built an aluminum foil shack just outside the downtown district. It has since been made into a monument, and is the central site of all pilgrimages to Bobland.
Outside the downtown district is a suburban area known as Bob.
People unholy to Bob are not able to grasp the power of Bobland. Millions upon millions of Bobs lived in a place that totally Bob and is wonderfully Bob.
In the center of Bobland there is an enormous mall where every store is entitled Bob. For instance, the Nudy Bob, The Bob, Bob's Auto Repairs, Bob's Store. This is a place where normal Bobs roam free.
Around the mall lies the downtown district, known simply as Bob. In the center of downtown, there is the world's largest spork manufacturing company, located conveniently next to the company is the helicopter-ejection seat test area, which is so large anyone who went in there never came out. The rebuilt llama farms (see chapter VI) and dead cow farms are not far away.
The first All-Powerful, All-Knowing Bob built an aluminum foil shack just outside the downtown district. It has since been made into a monument, and is the central site of all pilgrimages to Bobland.
Outside the downtown district is a suburban area known as Bob.
07 July, 2011
The Balalaika Super
The Balalaika Super is a pizza from Round Table Pizza topped with onions, garlic, pineapple and jalapenos.
06 July, 2011
Project Euler
projecteuler.net
It's a set of math puzzles, to be solved by computer programming. I'm using it to learn Python.
It's a set of math puzzles, to be solved by computer programming. I'm using it to learn Python.
23 May, 2011
The world ended recently.
Judgement day was May 21, 2011. You might say to me, "But the world is still here!", but you would be wrong. You made the mistake of trusting physical evidence. You should have faith and disregard what your eyes tell you about the world, because your senses can be deceived.
Perhaps you've seen billboards that say the bible guarantees that judgement day was May 21. When it comes down to a choice between what the bible says and empirical observations of the natural world, shouldn't you always choose the bible? It was written by god! The bible says so!
Once you learn to adopt this logic, many other helpful biblical concepts, including creationism, will come to you easily.
Perhaps you've seen billboards that say the bible guarantees that judgement day was May 21. When it comes down to a choice between what the bible says and empirical observations of the natural world, shouldn't you always choose the bible? It was written by god! The bible says so!
Once you learn to adopt this logic, many other helpful biblical concepts, including creationism, will come to you easily.
15 April, 2011
Three Pronged Sporks are Best
It's true. BOB likes three pronged sporks better than four pronged sporks. One prong for each letter in BOB's holy name. A 4spork is still better than a spoon or a fork, but a holy 3SPORK should be used for rituals.
Unapologetic Nerd Time
There's no point in trying to be cool or fit in with the normals. I don't do things the way they do, I'm weird. Pretending not to be has been holding back my intellectual development.
Oh and since I was making blogs about sporks when I still cared about being semi normal, it may amuse you, my non-existent reader to imagine what will happen NOW. HA!
Oh and since I was making blogs about sporks when I still cared about being semi normal, it may amuse you, my non-existent reader to imagine what will happen NOW. HA!
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