15 April, 2011

Three Pronged Sporks are Best

It's true. BOB likes three pronged sporks better than four pronged sporks. One prong for each letter in BOB's holy name. A 4spork is still better than a spoon or a fork, but a holy 3SPORK should be used for rituals.

Unapologetic Nerd Time

There's no point in trying to be cool or fit in with the normals. I don't do things the way they do, I'm weird. Pretending not to be has been holding back my intellectual development.

Oh and since I was making blogs about sporks when I still cared about being semi normal, it may amuse you, my non-existent reader to imagine what will happen NOW. HA!